Sean Spicy: Fire Festival was a Massive Success!

Washington, D.C.: White House Press Secretly Sean Spicy has made another startling claim contrary to popular belief. Speaking to reporters outside a swimming pool Mr. Spicy claimed that the recently concluded Fire Festival was a massive success and the media has reported it all wrong.

Mr. Spicy was sitting on his usual high chair, which meant that he had to look down upon the reporters to address them, while making these claims.

Mr. Spicy went on to claim that the organizers of the Fire Festival Mr. Ja School and Mr. Silly McFartland were being treated very unfairly by the failing New York Times and the B-boying Fox News.

He also claimed that the media shouldn’t be allowed to twist facts and must exercise caution in reporting if it wanted to meet his boss’ standards of a free and open press.

TNN’s alternative facts correspondent Arun Bhatt has been trying to reach out to Mr. Spicy to understand why he was commenting on a totally random event that had nothing to do with the US government.

At press time, Mr. Spicy had not responded to our queries.