Pre-existing Conditions Like Stupidity will not be Protected Under US Healthcare Bill

Reports coming in from the White House have confirmed what millions of Americans had suspected all along. The US government has confirmed that pre-existing conditions like stupidity, idiocy, ignorance, and fuck-facery will not be protected under the new US healthcare bill.

If passed as a law, this new bill may change the way Americans think about themselves. This is especially true for Americans who have been staunch supporters of President Donald Trump and those that decided not to vote at all in last year’s mind-numbing elections.

TNN’s White House correspondent Samina reports that the new healthcare system in America is unlikely to set a precedent for the world but the world will notice it nonetheless.

In this regard pre-existing conditions have been the bone of contention so far. But now that the government has made it aptly clear that being stupid, idiotic, ignorant as fuck, or simply fuck-faced are not the kind of diseases the government would want Americans to contract in the long run, a healthy United States is a very near and clear possibility.

At press time, White House Press Secretly Sean Spicy could not be reached for a comment.